Another monster inspired by Tycho Brahe and Acquisitions Incorporated: The “C” Team. This creature is honestly less of a professional-quality item and more of a fun homage; a more useful stat block would be the base stat block for the goblin itself, with instructions on how to modify it for various races. However, I wanted to ensure that the OG done got represented, including the magnificent Georgina’s artful rendering of Yung Tasteful, in all his sparkleboi splendor.
Also, be sure to enjoy that Potion of Unusual Polymorph. DMs should feel free to not tell any PC that imbibes such a beverage exactly how long the potion’s effects will last.